True as fuck zodiac


Aries: lovable but still a lil bitch.

Taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time.

Gemini: crayola as fuck.

Cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit.

Leo: cutest ever.

Virgo: really deep and doesn’t take any shit.

Libra: weird as hell omg.

Scorpio: probably satan.

Sagittarius: cute and very sweet.

Capricorn: to be avoided bc they’re like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices.

Aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them.

Pisces: even more crayola than gemini.

It is quite true ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ